“Wow. I love this person more than life itself. Every moment we spend together is like all the light in the heavens exploding inside our every atom. We are each other’s universe; every breath we share is in anticipation of the next. And we’re finally getting married. If only the most glorious day in our lives together could be commercialized, and every move and detail completely decided by a bunch of morons with nothing better to do than spend their waking hours devoting themselves to a social networking site! What’s that you say? IT CAN!? And all we have to do is make a 5 minute video explaining why we want that? Sign us the fuck up! Love you, sweetheart!”



What a bunch of horseshit! Who the fuck would let this happen to their wedding!?