Really!? I’m still wondering WHY THE FUCK this guy is famous. I hope every single one of these people has something really terrible happen to them. I don’t understand how you can become famous for being a rich, whiny douchebag who has 2 facial expressions and the IQ of a bonsai tree. And now he’s starting a rap “career?” God, I hope he gets swine flu. Or shot. Hey, Apocalypse? You can get started any time now.

UPDATE
Here are some choice fucking quotes from the interview I can’t believe I wasted my time reading:

“It took people like 50 Cent to come along and, you know, he’s on the Forbes list making $500 million, so I’m like, ‘Wow, there can be a lot of money in this.”

“Let me be clear: I’m making phenomenally great music. “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” is one of the catchiest songs in years. I plan on making hit music, but I just don’t believe that it’s like when Eminem first came out with “Lose Yourself.” I’m not trying to make an inspiring song right now. I’m just making what the market wants right now. Ringtone rap.”

Sweet fucking lord, someone needs to stop this guy.

“I have more street cred than any new dudes.”

REALLY!? A bitch ass, rich, suburban, spoiled white kid has ANY sort of “street cred?” Bullshit. My turds have more street cred than this fucker.

“I’ll challenge pretty much anyone to a fight, if that’s what is needed to prove my street cred. If it’s about toughness, I’m tough. If it’s about how many guns you have, nobody has more guns that me. If it’s about ammo, nobody has more ammo than me.

Must. Not. Kill. Myself.

“I mean, everybody keeps on asking me to freestyle. But I always say, “Please, I don’t do freestyle, my goal out here is to get paid.” The word “free” does not exist in Spencer Pratt’s vocabulary.”

That’s it. Now I want to drive down there and blow up his whole fucking neighborhood. I just can’t fucking believe him.
Here is the actual article if you want to read more magic from this fucking joke of a human being.