Really!? I’m still wondering WHY THE FUCK this guy is famous. I hope every single one of these people has something really terrible happen to them. I don’t understand how you can become famous for being a rich, whiny douchebag who has 2 facial expressions and the IQ of a bonsai tree. And now he’s [...]

It’s come to my attention recently that I spend upwards of $160 a month on cigarettes. $160+.
Really!?
That’s fucking crazy. One hundred sixty plus dollars! What am I, an oil tycoon who sleeps in a bed made of cash? I think fucking not!
Sorry, kinda lost it there. It’s just crazy that I’d burn (ha) through that [...]

Well. First “real” post. What matters of utter banal minutia shall we discuss, you and I? Ah yes.
I have news.
I can’t go into specific detail at this time,
but I am starting a new musical project. That will be playing shows.
I’m really excited about it.
I love being in Kane Hodder, and I’m not quitting.
I just have [...]

Very rudimentary, I know.  But bear with me, I’m computarded. Room/bandmate Eric really helped me get this figured out. Some day I’ll acquire a far better layout, either by my own hand (not likely) or with help (likely). I’m really excited to finally have my own website (named after my favorite Frodus song). I fully [...]