Really!? I’m still wondering WHY THE FUCK this guy is famous. I hope every single one of these people has something really terrible happen to them. I don’t understand how you can become famous for being a rich, whiny douchebag who has 2 facial expressions and the IQ of a bonsai tree. And now he’s [...]

In one month and one day, I will be returning to The Land Of The Rising Sun (going back to Japan). I honor of this trip, I thought I’d post some of the band names I observed while over there in 2006. Note that all spelling errors are theirs, not mine.

Maximum The Hormone
Hellpunch
Throwing Life
The Swiss [...]

Me, pretending to be Brian Cook from Botch:

“GOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!”
On Friday, Me, Andrew and Jerome from Kane Hodder, and Brian from Schoolyard Heroes played a set of Botch tunes in Bremerton. This is the second (and most likely last) time we’ve done this. What a fun set to play. The songs were monstrously hard to learn, but [...]

I am taking a break from writing stellar riffs to riff on some ideas.
Or something like that.
Today I was thinking about a conversation I had with Andrew Moore. He was telling me about a certain local band, and how their guitarist was blown away that Kane Hodder’s The Pleasure To Remain So Heartless was recorded [...]